A rather odd weekend. Just M&J. Michael Jackson.

Well. I am writing about this a bit late. BUT I'LL KEEP IT SHORT AND SIMPLE. (just because my memory sucks.)

Well. NO ANNA THIS WEEKEND. When will JAM be one again? D:
Just me and Jadelz this time, we had a wonderful time in Rotherham and beyond.
Well, we got in Sheffield. After spending about. TWO SECONDS IN ROTHERHAM. We zoomed straight onto the 69 and sat in our usual spot. (at the back, with no leg space for Jade's long legs)
GOT IN SHEFFIELD. I think i said "It's cold" over 20 times by then.
WE STAYED ON THE BUS AND GOT DROPPED OFF AT THE BUS STATION.
We finally figured out where the bus station was, behind the CARLING ACADEMY. Oh many joyous nights spent there. BUT YEAH, we've probably walked past it 700 times and not noticed what it was. A bus station Jade, A BUS STATION.

So, we wandered around in the ABSOLUTE COLD, going to the usual spots. Comitting suicide on the roads, Peace Gardens, Winter Gardens, Memorial Hall, Chip Shop blah blah.
We kept following mobs of Chinese people around.
THOSE CHIPS WERE NICE. We got behind the memorial hall, after we've bought them 2 minutes ago. AND THEY WERE ALREADY FROZEN COLD. Jade scoffed hers down before they were cold though. >:
Greedy Jade.
We couldn't handle it in Sheffield. WE NEEDED TO GO SOMEWHERE WARM. So we went to find a bus to Meadowhall, after running all the way back we came. I remember making Jade laugh. And she didn't even know she was laughing, but she made a most peculiar noise.
She's a silent laugher, you see. And all the noise she could made while she was laughing was.
"Ugg, ugg, ugg"


SHE SOUNDED LIKE A FLIPPING RETARD, seriously. I took the piss out of her as usual, making her gurgle some more. We went down the stairs and walked past Sarah Harrison. WAT?
What an unusual place to meet.
SO YEAH, we get in the bus station. Jade's like, HOI MADDI LESS GET ON DA NUMBA 17 DAT GOS 2 MEDZ.

I'm like..."Jade, lets wait for the X78 or something."
"R U DAFT? IT SES MEDZ ON DA TIM TABEL"
"Fine, fine"

So she tempts me, and we get on the bus.
What a mistake. JADE. WHAT DID YOU DO TO US.
We got on a bus, from Sheffield to Meadowhall. Which was supposedly the 17, ending up being the 43 to somewhere else. Probably India.
IT TOOK. 1 AND A HALF HOURS TO GET TO MEADOW HALL.
Look.
MEADOWHALL IS ON THE OUTSKIRTS OFF SHEFFIELD. IT DOESN'T TAKE THAT LONG.
But we found it funny, so it's okay. :P Every chav on that bus knew every other chav, and it was just like, me and Jade at the back watching everyone talk to each other.

SO. MANY HOURS LATER, we arrived. Got a free MORE! 80p magazine. Which is usually £1.30. IT'S A BIT COOL.
We walked around Medz a bit, and then we sat down for about 10 minutes. And then some Muslim women with about 50,000 children came and joined in our corner.
I was just happily reading my free magazine, on the really odd pages. I could see Jade smirking and gurgling silently. 10 minutes later, i turn the page and get hit on the head by a balloon. WHAT. I looked up, and realised what Jade was really rather scared about.
TWO WOMEN WERE PRAYING TO A WALL WHILE THEIR KIDS RAN RIOT ABUSING ME WITH BALLOONS. WTFFFFF. I wanted to laugh. I kept a straight face, until about 30 minutes of them leaving. I realised what had happened. And nearly wee'd myself. Jade found it highly amusing. Possibly the highlight of the day.

Jade reminded me of it yesterday at lunch time and I burst into hysterics. Everyone else was like. WTFFFFF MADDIE, CHILLOUT LOVE.

You should of been there.
You should of bloody been there.

MadzyTao<3>

P.S. WTF, WHY AM I SO ADDICTED TO AJIKAN?
Aru Machi No Gunjou FTW. <333333